raunchy birthday jokes
Monster Pet Evolution
by Wine Pool Inebriation
Three years ago, the animals and plants on Earth underwent crazy and unexplainable changes that included transformations, reversions, and the addition of otherworldly species. And it was the start of a brand-new type of profession in the new generation of humanity - Monster Trainers, people who specialized in taming monsters. On his 18th birthday, the protagonist of the story, Gao Peng, suddenly received the ability of being able to see the attribute data frame of monsters. With his ability, he …
Reborn With the Infinite Gods System
by AuthorEriElegbede
Levelling up?Gods System?After dying from overwork, Harry awakens in a world where humanity fights for survival against relentless alien invaders, each person’s fate determined by a power they awaken on their tenth birthday.With his own tenth birthday looming, Harry chooses a seemingly weak ability, a decision that marks him as an outcast. But beneath the surface of this unassuming power lies a connection to ancient gods and a potential far beyond anything the world has seen.Armed with the myste…
He Became A Monstrous Genius After Obtaining A Time Dilation Artifact
by theartisan3
Kailen Darkhaven's world crumbled when his parents died two years ago in a beast tide invasion in New York City. Alongside slipping into depression that caused his grades in school to drop exponentially, he failed to become an awakened on his sixteenth birthday. Losing his consciousness due to his frail body and a life of poverty one evening in an alleyway on his 17th birthday, the only thing he thought of was dying pitifully. However, he wakes up in the same alleyway only to find out he has obt…
Flash Marriage: I Accidentally Married A Mafia Princess
by tanu_sam
What would you do if your ex, who left you five years ago without bothering to say a goodbye, is now standing in front of you at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau?Surely, you wouldn't marry her.But did I mention I'm in dire need of a wife?___Song Jingren, self-made Billionaire has one rule– Pity any Tom, Dick or Harry but never offer it to his one and only materialistic and vain ex!Long Reine aka Zuni, proud Mafia princess, has two problems– Uncontrollable Nasty Temper and her Un-seducabl…
Sold To A Frigid CEO
by Jyojiko
Lilly Rose is the only heir of Morgan’s—a world-famous fashion boutique. She was set to live a luxurious life, but that was until her father sold her to a man ten years older than her a day after her 18th birthday to save his business from bankruptcy. However, her misfortune doesn’t seem to be that bad when she finds out that her future husband is the hottest bachelor in town. If only he finds her attractive and not just a spoiled child.
Dark Side Of Daddy
by Lillith Mykals Kennedy
A sexy stranger takes interest in Kendra at her best friend, Kimmy's birthday party. He kidnaps her and forces her to participate in a DDLG relationship, promising to let her go in two weeks if it doesn't work out. As Kendra begins to accept the new lifestyle she learns her kidnapper is a wolf.
Salaciously Sexy
by Eva Hore
Hot and raunchy. Wild and wicked. Down and dirty. Salaciously sexy.<br><br>From the erotic mind of Eva Hore come 21 short stories about women who love other women and aren’t afraid to show it. There’s something in this collection for everyone, from wives to girlfriends, bosses to coworkers, old friends and new ones and everyone in between.
Ms.CEO Falls in Love with Aloof Professor
by Ye Fei Ye
When Lu Jingyan first met Sheng Xian, a thought popped into his head: he wanted to see this man cry.Latter, Lu Jingyan cried....Lu Jingyan first met Sheng Xian in a bar, her phone had no signal, so she asked him to lend her his internet, asking him what the hotspot Wi-Fi was?He said, "Your birthday."Lu Jingyan didn't have time to enter the password before her friends called her away.She thought that Sheng Xian using her birthday as the password meant he must like her, though he was a bit introve…
My Vampire Beloved Husband
by ezztee
"But I'm a virgin!" she blurted out. "Naomi isn't!"Naomi Luke, a 23-year-old woman, had yet to marry. In her family, turning 24 without a husband was considered a curse, and the solution was simple but unyielding—become a reverend sister. On the morning of Naomi’s birthday, Naomi was informed that her time had come; she was to embrace the life of a reverend sister. But fate, it seemed, had other plans in store for her.When Naomi meets the vampire stranger,her fate takesa mysterious turn
The birthday
by Mehdi_Elharrak
We're finally alone, I have you now, every time you read a line will be the last time in your life....
After Divorce, My Billionaire Ex-Husband Regrets It
by Flower-like Beauty
On her birthday, her tycoon husband abandoned her in front of the entire family to meet his first love, reducing her to a laughingstock.She presented him with divorce papers, but he scorned them, "If you want a divorce, beg me."Latter, she transformed into a goddess of the entertainment industry, winning countless awards, surrounded by handsome men.His eyes bloodshot, he clung to her, refusing to let go, "I regret it, I’m begging you."
THEY FUCKED MY MOM ON MY BIRTHDAY
by NTRBitches
Jason got bullied for having a MILF mother until he got friends to protect him of these bullyings(Or not?). Now, hes turning 21, and his mom wanted to make sure he's doing okay on his birthday. Will any good come out of this?Obviously not :DThis is a story ive read on literotica some time ago. I really liked it, but i thought that the story could be improved, in my opinion of course.So i've read it all over again editing a good part of it and im here posting it. Enjoy yourselves with some reall…
A Split Soul's Birthday Dilemma
by ManyWriters
The day before my birthday, the man I loved for nine years hugged me and cried."Did Olivi really disappear? Tomorrow is her birthday, and I promised her that I would accompany her..."I held back my tears and shook my head, but Nathan grabbed my neck:"Why can't Olivi come back, why do you want to occupy her body!"Nathan never cared about my birthday.Three years ago, I asked him to spend my birthday with me, but I had a car accident, and when I woke up, two years had passed.A strange memory appear…
Abandoned Luna Rising:From Grief To Vengeance
by Astraea Nova
My Alpha King mate Julian Valois didn’t know that our five-year-old daughter Violet was dying from kidney failure. Before her surgery, her greatest wish was for her father to spend her birthday with her. She wanted him to hold her hand through the operation. I knelt before Julian Valois, begging him to be there for our daughter. He promised he would. But on her birthday, Violet waited in the hospital bed for him. She waited until her little body gave out and the surgery was cancelled, yet he nev…
Love's Last Stand, A Birthday Betrayal
by ManyWriters
I stared at the untouched meal before me, feeling the coldness in my heart mirror the cooling food. It was my birthday, but also that of Remy, Xena's long-time friend. I checked Remy's latest Instagram update. "So thankful to share another birthday with you. Here's to many more celebrations together!" The image displayed two hands forming a heart in front of a birthday cake. I recognized Xena's hand by the necklace I'd gifted her. After liking the post, I set my phone down and discarded the spec…
The birthday of infanta
by DaoistxdUAxm
I'm not good with this You have to read it But I can assure you the a good story
Birthday present
by Ek_Bachaa
He just want to protect me from being builled by family.
The Birthday Gift
by Bishaljit_Kalita
Did you ever wonder if your birthday turns out to be the worst nightmare of your life?